F3 Ugly Christmas Sweater Pre-Order
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This product will only be produced if at least 50 units are supported by October 16, 2025 23:55 (Eastern Time (US & Canada))
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Timing: Pre-orders will be taken until end of day 10/16/2025.
Shipping: These will be shipped to your doorstep anywhere in the U.S. You do not have to pick it up at an F3 Workout.
Description:
It’s festive. It’s functional. It’s absurdly glorious. Introducing the F3 Ugly Christmas Sweater—the only holiday attire that says, “Yes, I lifted a cinder block at 0530 in the freezing rain and I’m still awake for this lame party.”
Made from a beastly blend of cotton and spandex, this masterpiece offers just enough stretch for burpees by the eggnog and just enough warmth for standing around a firepit, escaping another awful conversation with non F3 guys. Anti-wrinkle, pro-comfort, and fully committed to seasonal domination.
Featuring the F3 logo, kettlebells, cinderblocks, reindeer, snowflakes, and enough grit to make Santa question his meal choices. Crew neck cut for a clean look.
Key Features:
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Anti-wrinkle fabric – No ironing needed. You’ve got more important things to do. Like burpees.
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Cotton/spandex blend – Durable, stretchy, and unapologetically comfortable.
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Crew neck design – Classic. Clean. Built for caroling and crushing it.
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Iconic F3 elements – Kettlebells. Cinderblocks. Christmas trees. Reindeer. All together in perfect, chaotic harmony.
Wear it proudly. Wear it loudly. See you at the party, with bells on. 🎄💪
How long should it take for my order to ship?
Most products we have in inventory will ship within one or two business days. If you pre-order an item with a custom logo, check the product page for a note about expected shipping dates. We also carry some "ondemand" products that made when ordered. If a product is printed when ordered it will say so on the product page. For these products, please allow 10-12 business days for delivery from your order date.
How long does normal or free shipping take?
Your order will usually be shipped the next business day (this excludes items that are pre-orders or those that have different shipping information on the product page).
